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We’re not done with Halloween yet – we’re only just getting started.

Besides the big Halloweenies 2018 collaboration, we’ll be bringing back our Halloween box sets. The stuff above is just a sneak peek of some of the toys and Guardians that have wound up in the boxes. But it’s by no means comprehensive, as there are (at current count) 24 boxes and most of them are ready to go!

The Boxes are slightly different this year and cannot be ordered in specific firmnesses (all dildos and Mini Carmelas are 0050, all Micro Reis are 0020, and all Gargoyle sets contain one each in 0020/0030/0050). On the bright side, almost all of them will be Ready to Ship and are only subject to the usual instock wait times, not the custom wait times.

All Desk Guardians (sans Archie, who is Sir Not Participating in This Event) have been completely re-printed on a new high-def machine – their details are better than ever before! Some have received sculptural improvements, such as Hati and Elva, and some are new friends entirely.

The Gargoyles have also been completely re-printed and are now a little smaller than before, but they pack quite a bit more detail and aren’t nearly so bad about trapping air bubbles as they were before.

So, there’s a lot to look forward to! More details on the boxes to come. 🙂

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👽🍦 Intergalactic feeder 🍦👽

(They/them)

Its getting real funky on my premium snap today while I film this ~space witch feeder~ clip. If you want behind the scenes and sexy snap shows you gotta get in on my snap! Just $25, message me or email woodsgotfunding@gmail.com for details!

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👻🎃 Halloween Clip Bundle Sale! 🎃👻

It’s my favorite time of the year! Which means I’ve put out some pretty fun clips throughout the years that definitely have the halloween spirit. Whether it’s spooky vibes, monster fucking, or costumes and cosplay, I have it all in this bundle! And best of all – pick any clips of your choosing!

2 Clips – $15 || 5 Clips – $25 || All 10 – $45

Available Clips

Hungry Vampire Funnel Feeding Frenzy || Mutual Sucking Turns Werewolf BF Fucking || Sploosh! Pam Gets Off || Fucking My Werewolf Teammate || Paranormal Fativity || Monster Fucker Mirror Play || Goth Girl Squirts From Monster Dildo || BBW Nymphs Plant a Seed || Freddy’s Plump Piggy || Hungry Hufflepuff

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👽 Intergalactic Feeder Abducts and Fattens You 👽

Wood is an intergalactic witchy alien dead set on collecting a harem of fatties to tip the earth’s scale with. And luckily, you are one of the chosen. She comes to you at night and abducts you into her pleasure chamber, warping the very reality you live and know. She tells you that you are to serve her, willingly, and grow to enormous sizes purely to please her. She knows she could easily mesmerize or hypnotize you with her supernatural alien powers, but she wants you to really desire, and dedicate yourself to growing obese for her. And, of course, hypnotization for special treats and extra pushes. She talks about how she wants at least one of her fatties to break the world record and become the fattest earthling ever, and promises her love and devotion to whoever breaks it first. Will you dedicate yourself to the task? An alien-feeder femdom clip, featuring belly play, belly button fucking, extreme weight gain encouragement, abduction, hypnosis/mesmerize fetish, strap-ons/pegging, blacklights and body writing! Are you ready to serve?

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🦇 Insatiable Appetite 🦇

Get sexy selfies like this and behind the scenes porny goodness straight to your phone! My premium Snapchat is only $25, hmu on tumblr message or email woodsgotfunding@gmail.com if youre interested for payment details!

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🦇 Hungry Vampire Funnel Feeding Frenzy 🦇

It’s Halloween, which means that this pudgy BBW Vampire is more horny and hungry than ever before. The spooky mood and the re-runs of slasher films on tv has only been egging her hunger on. In fact, she feels insatiable! So what’s a fat greedy vampire chick to do? Judging by her figure you can tell she’s already a bit overindulgent. Her bellies been stretched out with liters taken from delicious victims, but that’s not enough for her. She needs more! So she begins her sexy and ravenous ritual by touching herself all over, grabbing her soft flab and working up her appetite. She writhes under her touch, feeling insatiable, and she teases herself knowing that she’s about to fill herself up so full. She even sends a mesmerizing snapchat to her next victim, knowing that her appetite will return. Then she finally straps herself in to her BDSM funnel gag to ensure she doesn’t miss a single red drop. It’s finally time to stretch out that pudgy vampire gut with two bottles of thick, dark red smoothie freshly compiled from recent victims. She pours the liquid in the funnel and down her throat to settle in the pudgy stomach, and the smell and taste begins to drive her crazy. She can’t help but moan, burp, and rub her pussy in delight. How big and bloated does this vampire’s stomach get? Are you mesmerized enough to find out? Halloween feedee clip! Includes vampire role-play, belly play and body teasing, funnel feeding, belly bloating, masturbation, tons of burps, and some belly rubbing and belly play while showing off just how huge and bloated she is! 

Happy Halloween!

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❌ PARANORMAL FATIVITY ❌

WARNING: THIS FOOTAGE THAT I FOUND IS BOTH SHOCKING AND DISTURBING. VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED! Everybody knows about the Feedmoore murder house and it’s many disappearances, but for the first time ever it has been caught on tape exactly what happens before the house takes its victims! Paranormal investigators Wood, Ivy Davenport, and Camille Black didn’t know what they were getting into when they decided to rent the infamous murder house that was owned by Paul Feedmoore, legendary Buffet tycoon, along with his wife and child. The second they return to the house after interviewing locals they notice a strange chill and a candle that was not lit before. They immediately grab their equipment, but these spirits have a little more in store for them that cold spots and EMF spikes. Immediately they notice something is off, and before they know it an apparition manifests right in front of them! Immediately spooked, the look to their word database and ask the spirit what its wants. It simply responds: “Eat.” Though this is not much a request as it is an order, and the spirits ensure that the investigators do as they are told…

This shocking footage was mysteriously delivered to me on a dusty floppy disk and the investigators in question are still nowhere to be found. I feel it is my duty to share this with the world in the hope for some answers, but I’m afraid we may never fully understand what happened here on this night – aside from ghost-possessed force feeding, fridge stuffing, messy and mindless eating/slight slob, belly play, and real life evidence of the paranormal!

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👽🍦 Intergalactic feeder 🍦👽

(They/them)

Its getting real funky on my premium snap today while I film this ~space witch feeder~ clip. If you want behind the scenes and sexy snap shows you gotta get in on my snap! Just $25, message me or email woodsgotfunding@gmail.com for details!